LAWAK Suke Suki


Pada suatu hari yg tenang. Seorg suami sedang relaxs sambil duduk membaca suratkhabar.
Tiba2 dtg si isteri membawa tudung periuk....PANG! !
Diketuknya atas kepala si suami. Si suami yg terpinga2 bertanya

"Aper hal ngan awak nih....kenapa awak ketuk kepala saya??

si isteri pun menjawab 

"nah! awak tengok nih....!!''

sambil menunjukkan secebis kertas yg tertulis nama....'Mary' 
Dgn tenang si suami menjawab....

''Ooo....itu nama kuda yg saya bertaruh semalam..... namanya Mary.....''

Si isteri pun agak puashati ngan penjelasan suaminya..
Selang seminggu berlaku ketika si suami sedang rehat2 

PANG!!!....kali ini dengan lebih kuat lagi!

Si suami pun bertanya "aper hal plak awak ketuk kepala saya kali nih???
dengan selamba si isteri menjawab

"kuda awak telefon~

Dark in HERE

A housewife takes home a lover during the day, while her husband is at
Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again and the mom's lover and son are
again in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
outside and toss the baseball."
Son: "I can't. I sold them."
Dad: "How much did you sell them for?"

Son: "$1,000."
Dad: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends !
That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again.!!!"

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